20. Animal Communication

If I had the ability to communicate with one specie of animal it would be birds. Birds have the ability to travel to many different places around the world. I would ask how some cities are like. Once I get a car there is another advantage of not getting poop on my car. My car would stay cleaner than any one else's. I would also be able to have a bird's eye view during school fights or any crazy event outside. I would ask "Hey whats going on?" and then they would be like "The guy just punched him in the face and here come the teachers. You better get put of here." This would be awesome to have a new friend from above. My favorite birds are the Eagle and the Cardinal. Talking to one of these two birds would be cool to see how they live their lives in two different habitats. Eagles are a very aggressive bird and know when an opportunity presents its self. Cardinals are a easy going bird with lots of energy. Communication with the eagle would be funner because there is not that many around and I believe that their lives are less dismal. Cardinals are my favorite baseball team, but i bet the bird has no clue that they are a mascot haha. With benefits comes disadvantages and with the ability to communicate with birds there can be a few. Since they always eat at out schools they will start bugging me to feed them. We all have friends and birds role the same way so if u piss one off than they can get their homies and BOMB your butt haha. I hope to never be in that situation, but with this power who knows we might actually get along.... or not xD